Sometimes I really wish I were British
…but then I see a sentence like “Arsenal are winning the match” or “Muse are on tour” and I realize that no, I could never live like that.
Charmingly pretentious, left-wing misfit. Prefers the West Midlands, but lives in the Midwest. Skilled taxidermist, crime fighter and former Olsen Twin. Dislikes olives. Fluent in English, Pig Latin and Esperanto. No trespassing.
…but then I see a sentence like “Arsenal are winning the match” or “Muse are on tour” and I realize that no, I could never live like that.
