Charmingly pretentious, left-wing misfit. Prefers the West Midlands, but lives in the Midwest. Skilled taxidermist, crime fighter and former Olsen Twin. Dislikes olives. Fluent in English, Pig Latin and Esperanto. No trespassing.
Suzy's note reminded me that I haven't done a parody song in ages, so I decided to release a special single just for the holidays. It's a recording of me doing a duet with a special guest: The Internet! Enjoy.