I am so Rosh Hashanahed out right now
Being Jewish is HARD.

Being Jewish is HARD.
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“No, I would one day — first of all, let me say it this way, I hope Mayor Daley seeks reelection. I will work and support him if he seeks reelection. But if Mayor Daley doesn’t, one day I would like to run for mayor of the City of Chicago. That’s always been an aspiration of mine even when I was in the House of Representatives.”
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As previously mentioned, Rahm Emanuel has been the overlord of my anterior vaginal wall for quite some time now…
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As some of you know, whenever I see a photo of Duke, I am compelled to say his name in a cutesy, high-pitched voice.
Anyway, I was in Raleigh-Durham this weekend for a wedding and every time I saw a sign for something affiliated with Duke University, I blurted out:
“Duuuuuuukkkkke!”
That is all.
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Hey, look—It’s a Yodel Machine! Happy Birthday, Abby!
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When you switch from a thankless job at a dysfunctional, uptight organization to an interesting job at a super cool museum, chances are, you’ll suddenly find that you have way less time to devote to social media.
Huh.
[Cue musical flourish].
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Dear Michele, Casey, Robin, David, Suzy, Rachel R., John Stamos, Tipper Gore and Anybody Else Who Just Had a Birthday:
Happy Birthday! This is my gift to you. Cherish it always. I SAID ALWAYS.
Love,
Rachel
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My father got this button on August 28th, 1963 at the Great March on Washington. He’s wearing it today as a reminder of what it really meant to fight for freedom in this country.
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“Education Twitter then, beyond all other devices of human origin, is the great equalizer of the conditions of men, the balance-wheel of the social machinery.” -Horace Mann
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